razorriot:

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chist

Oh my GOD. I didn’t even know people could be this insanely stupid.

The worst part is this bitch thinks Cooper’s the idiot.

rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

perilously:

so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks

batreaux:

you notice your new sheets are 40% satan. you chuckle at the “typo” until you realize your bed is smoldering and you hear distant screaming

stannyfost-ler:

prismasandpie:

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katzmatt:

tdrloid:

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misscjmiles:

How do U sleep?

minccinorris:

like not even being cocky or anything but the two most important states are New York and California

I’ve been summoned for jury service.

Is it weird that we find it reasonable to be “tired of sitting down?”